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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The hosipital is full as an atomic bomb it London luckily it never got to North Yorkshire but whats that coming down arghh its an atomic bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not going to work, because the force doesn't exist.

*sits sobbing and weeping*
*suddenly stops crying*
*looks up with a strange smile on his face*
*walks out of the shelter*
*walks to nearest KGB office*

I'm safe underground!

*returns carrying strange suitcase*

What is in the suitcase?

*opens suitcase to reveal a suitcase nuke*
*the timer reads 00:00:10*

*the timer reads 00:00:09*

*the timer reads 00:00:08*

*the timer reads 00:00:07*

*the timer reads 00:00:06*

*the timer reads 00:00:05*

The timer reads 00:00:01.

*the timer reads 00:00:00*

The bomb exploded! At least we didn't die.

How did we not die?

We didn't die because we were underground!

But the bomb was underground too.....

Oh, I guess we died. *Dies*

Hurk...bleh *dies*

Wow. This afterlife seems.....bland.

We are floating!

Cool! Oh! let's go haunt someone? Who should we haunt?

Let me think......a little boy! They will get scared!

Or should it be someone we know? Oh! Let's go make pimentel go crazy with survivor's guilt!

Alright! Follow me!